Funny CS2 Commands

CS2 is a fantastic game, but playing Competitive and Premier constantly can become repetitive. To refresh your gaming experience, why not take a break and have some fun using funny CS2 commands? We’ve gathered the best commands below to help you create hilarious and memorable gaming moments.

The Most Fun and Entertaining CS2 Commands

Here’s a quick overview of the funniest CS2 commands covered in this article:

• Moon Gravity
• Wall Bounce
• Drop Knife
• Bad Accuracy
• Hyper Speed
• Fly Around
• Only Headshots
• Floating Bodies
• Plant The Bomb Anywhere
• Can’t Defuse

Before exploring these entertaining commands, you’ll first need to activate so-called in-game “cheats” that are designed by CS2 and are perfectly safe to use. Funny commands usually require the sv_cheats setting enabled, which is allowed in private games but not in official matchmaking. To enable it, create a private server, invite friends, open the console, and enter: sv_cheats 1.

Below are detailed explanations for each command, including how to activate and disable them.

List Of The Funniest CS2 Commands

Now that we’ve got that information out of the way, let’s move on to the good stuff and the main reason why you’re here in the first place. Here is a list of some of the funniest commands you can use in CS2. We’ve also explained what each command does and how to turn it off.

Moon Gravity

First up, we have moon gravity. When you enable this command, you’ll feel that the map has been transported to the moon because as soon as you press the space key, the in-game characters will start jumping as if they’re on the moon.

Command: sv_gravity 300

Disable Command: sv_gravity 800

Wall Bounce

If you want to be a bit sneaky and mess with your friends without them realizing what you’re doing, use this command. They’ll start bouncing off walls and scratch their heads, trying to figure out why that’s happening.

Command: sv_bounce 20

Disable Command: sv_bounce 0

Drop Knife

Here is another funny command you can use to prank your friends. Just enter this command, tell them to press the drop button when equipping their knives, and record their reaction when they see their knife drop on the ground.

Command: mp_drop_knife_enable 1

Disable Command: mp_drop_knife_enable 0

Bad Accuracy

We’ve got another sneaky way to mess with your friends, leaving them questioning their aim and skill. When you apply this command, the shooting accuracy of your friends will go down just enough that they’ll start missing more shots than usual, but not as much so they won’t suspect a thing.

Command: weapon_accuracy_forcespread 0.04

Disable Command: weapon_accuracy_forcespread 0

Hyper Speed

Didn’t have much fun on the moon? How about giving hyperspeed to everyone? Use this command, and everyone and everything on the map will start moving five times faster than the normal speed. Don’t forget to hit the breaks!

Command: host_timescale 5

Disable Command: host_timescale 1

Fly Around

Imagine your friend pulls up right from around the corner, ready to shoot you, but he sees you floating in mid-air as you get an easy headshot on him. Well, you can make that happen. Use this command and start flying around the map.

Command: noclip

Disable Command: noclip

Only Headshots

If your friends are too slick for the bad accuracy command, you can try this one instead. It won’t affect their accuracy, but they won’t be able to damage their opponents unless they shoot straight at their heads.

Command: mp_damage_headshot_only 1

Disable Command: mp_damage_headshot_only 0

Floating Bodies

Here’s another goofy command you can have fun with. Once you enable it, the player models of the in-game characters you eliminate will start floating in the air as if they’re filled with helium, leaving your friends in a laughing frenzy.

Command: ragdoll_gravity_scale -0.05

Disable Command: ragdoll_gravity_scale 0

Plant The Bomb Anywhere

If you want to kick things up a notch and drive your friends crazy, then you need to use this command. Once enabled, it will allow you to plant anywhere on the map, and yes, it includes the spawn area for the Terrorists.

Command: mp_plant_c4_anywhere 1

Disable Command: mp_plant_c4_anywhere 0

Can’t Defuse

For the final one, we have one of the most meme-worthy commands for you. Enable this command, plant the bomb, watch your opponents trying to defuse the bomb, and have a blast seeing them as they try to figure out why they can’t defuse it.

Command: mp_c4_cannot_be_defused 1

Disable Command: mp_c4_cannot_be_defused 0

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Conclusion

Now you’re ready to have some hilarious fun with your friends in CS2. Use these commands to lighten the mood and enjoy memorable gaming moments.

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